DVD of the Week: The Expendables 2

I quite liked The Expendables. I mean, its dumb as a rock, but it was dumb fun. So we rented Expendables 2 because, well, more of the same right? Well, its sure still dumb. To be honest, I'm not sure I can face reliving it to write it up properly, but for prosperity, here's my comments from my Twitter Feed as I endured it. When the best moment is Chuck Norris doing a 10-year-old "Chuck Norris gag", you know you've got problems.

Right going watch Expendables 2 in order to reduce my IQ for a bit
— Matt Farr (@thegrampus) April 6, 2013

Wow. The script for Expendables 2 is dreadful.
— Matt Farr (@thegrampus) April 6, 2013

Why does everyone in this rural former-soviet-state-istan speak fluent English?
— Matt Farr (@thegrampus) April 6, 2013

Oh no wait, the generic ethnic bad guys only speak Russian. So that's OK then.
— Matt Farr (@thegrampus) April 6, 2013

This plot now has the heroes trapped in a mine with power, a load of miners, and mining equipment. How can they escape?
— Matt Farr (@thegrampus) April 6, 2013

not sure why they're bothering to hunt down the villians as the large amount of poorly shielded plutonium should finish them pretty quickly.
— Matt Farr (@thegrampus) April 6, 2013

I assume Expendables 3 is set on a chemo ward.
— Matt Farr (@thegrampus) April 6, 2013

"You want a man? I'll man you up" may be the gayest line Stallone has ever uttered
— Matt Farr (@thegrampus) April 6, 2013

Oh I'm wrong again, Stallone proved his hetero cred by stripping down and wrestling the bad guy to death.
— Matt Farr (@thegrampus) April 6, 2013

Well, that's over. I've seen worse, I guess.
— Matt Farr (@thegrampus) April 6, 2013